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Creature Cocks – Mythological

Price range: $36.00 through $160.00

“Creature cocks” is a colloquial term referring to fantasy-themed dildos or sex toys styled to look like non-human, mythical, alien, or monster anatomy rather than realistic human genitalia.

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Description

Crysta – is an ice-queen character rendered in iridescent crystal silicone, with a shape architecture that clearly differentiates from standard fantasy dildo SKUs: a three-segment stacked bulge shaft, a raised central node channel, and ridged angular fins at the tip that visually communicate the fantasy origin story while delivering distinct internal texture at 6.8 inches of insertable depth.

Measurements: Overall Length: 8″; Insertable Length: 6.8″; Narrowest Insertable Diameter: 1.1″;Widest Insertable Diameter: 2.3″

Unicorn Head Wand Attachment -Legends say a unicorn’s horn can grant any wish. This one only grants 1 kind, and it grants it repeatedly.  The Unicorn Head Silicone Wand Attachment converts any standard wand into a ridged spiral horn, 5.8 insertable inches tapering from 1 inch to 1.8 inches of girth. The deep ridges churn the vibration on the way down, and the textured base lets you focus on the clit from the first setting to the last. Suited for texture play, fantasy scenes, and wands that make your dreams come true.

Measurements: Overall Length: 7.1″; Insertable Length: 5.8″; Narrowest Insertable Diameter: 1″;  Widest Insertable Diameter: 1.8″; Inner Cup Diameter: 2.1″ (unstretched)
Compatibility: Fits most standard wand massagers (wand not included)

LLias Elf – Meet Ilias, the radiant elf king whose otherworldly beauty gleams brighter than moonlight through ancient trees. With a single touch, he weaves enchantments that blur the line between magic and desire. All night long, he’ll captivate and pleasure you. His 8.5″ shaft carries the kind of intricate sculpting only the elven courts know how to make, otherworldly from base to tip. Slide Ilias inside and his textured shaft catches you everywhere as you take him deeper. He climbs from a slim entry through a fuller peak, pressing you with the rhythm of only an elf king command. His strong suction base anchors Ilias wherever you want him: the floor for a deep night, the bathtub wall for wet play, or a strap-on harness so your partner can take the elf king’s throne. Premium waterproof silicone makes Ilias at home in the bath, the shower, or water sports.

Celina Fairy – Meet Celina, the bewitching fairy, shimmers with a dangerous sweetness, her beauty glowing brighter than starlight. With a single glance, she pulls you into her spell, tempting you to surrender to her wild and untamed desires. All night long, she’ll keep you lost in her magic, riding waves of passion as endless as the sky.

The Celina Fairy Silicone Dildo brings the majestic fairy character to life as your new favorite bedroom fantasy. A continuous spiral ridge runs the full length of the shaft, applying out-of-this-world pressure against your inner walls on every stroke from the tapered tip down to the wider base. The thick silicone build holds substantial girth through the deepest point, and the fairytale ombre gradient with its shimmering finish brings Celina to life in the bedroom. Single-piece premium body-safe silicone with a suction base, ready for partnered strap-on play or hands-free solo on any flat surface.

Measurements: Overall Length: 8.1″; Insertable Length: 6.9″; Narrowest Insertable Diameter: 1.2″; Widest Insertable Diameter: 2.2″

Centaur Cock – You’ve wandered into the forest and right into the territory of the Forest Centaurs! Enjoy this horse-like shaft with a long pink and brown rod that has thick veins, subtle wrinkles, big balls and a shimmering shine. The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strap on harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Use only water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

You pull your bow back, aiming for the deer ahead. Your body is perfectly still, and you begin to exhale in preparation to release the arrow…Suddenly the deer gets startled and jumps away. You curse aloud and kick the earth. Then something makes your spine stiffen and the hair on the back of your neck stand straight up. You’ve given away your position… in unfamiliar territory… “Turn around.” says a deep voice, the accent unfamiliar. You slowly turn around, your hands up in surrender, and you see the most gorgeous centaur you’ve ever laid eyes on. It isn’t like the ones you’ve seen before; its fur shimmers in the low light, its body is lean and muscled, and it’s pointing at a long, sharp sword level with your neck. Your mouth suddenly goes dry as you realize the danger you’re in. This forest centaur is a warrior and though he may be beautiful, he does not look like he can be outrun or outsmarted. His golden eyes narrow as he looks up and down, assessing your body. You are sure you’re done until you begin to see his massive shaft begin to get longer, and harder, the pink head lowering towards the ground, shining in the dim light. Maybe you’ll make it out alive, after all… all you have to do is take a little bit of a risk. You drop your weapons to the ground, showing surrender, and then you slowly reach a hand towards his flank. The centaur tenses and raises the sword but as you start stroking his chest you feel his heart racing and his breath getting deeper. You slowly begin to make your way towards his side. He never lowers the sword, but he doesn’t attack either. As you get there you make the boldest move by lowering it to the ground, taking his shaft in both hands, and running your tongue along the length of his shaft. The centaur groans aloud and his hind leg kicks back in excitement. His shaft stiffens even more, and you feel yourself getting more and more aroused the better his shaft gets. You strip your clothing off and make your own hole available. He thrusts into you and you bite your lips. The sensation of his head popping inside of you is so intense, and then he begins to thrust in long, jerking movements. Before long he’s spilling loads of centaur fluids into you. You fall forward, the fluids spilling onto the forest earth. The centaur kneels on all four legs and comes down to the ground beside you. He grabs you in his strong arms, and then pulls your hips to his face and finishes you off, a greedy smile on his face, hungry for the taste of his juices mixed with your.

Measurements: Overall length: 9.7 inches.; Insertable length: 7.4 inches.; Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.5 inches; Widest insertable diameter: 2.5 inches.

DON’T FORGET TO ADD YOUR Creature Slime Creature Cum (unscented) (8 oz)  – Want to take your fantasy play to a new level? Aching to get the thick, oozing cum all over one of your Creature Cocks and inside your holes?  This incredibly thick, gooey lube ensures every slick, slippery slide and ride goes beyond your human limitations! This creature jizz is gloriously unscented, perfect for those who want to ride the monster but not smell them. Compatible with all your kinky toys thanks to its water-based formula, you’ll clean up faster than a monster escaping daylight.

Features:

  •  Creature Jizz: Fill yourself up with monster loads!
  • Thick and Gooey: This formula is thick, gooey, and oozes out of every hole!
  • Water-Based: Safe to use on any toy and cleans up easily!
  • Unscented: No more offensive monster aroma! This is scent-free. Prepare yourself for the ultimate monster experience with Creature Jizz!

 

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